Credits
  • Made by Weebl
  • Music: unknown
  • Episode info page by moovok
Fun Facts

This is the first time we\'ve seen a naked person on Weebl and Bob, unless you count Weebl and Bob not wearing any clothes all the time.

The advice, "never run with scissors" is a firm notice, nobody EVER should run with scissors!

External Links
Sex2,
Weebl and Bob episode DVD4.

Brief:
Weebl and Bob discuss sex: this week - porn.

Cast:
(in order of appearance): Weebl, Bob, Hairy Lee, Lady #1

 

Transcript:

{The title screen appears - Dr Heinz Weebl and Dr Bob Bobertson\'s Guide to Sex In A Loving Relationship}

ANNOUNCER (singing): Weebl and Bob, Bob\'s sexy new world.

{WEEBL and BOB are rocking in their normal purple background}

WEEBL: porn can help spice up sexing up.
WEEBL: isn\'t that right dr bob?

BOB: err.
BOB: how would I know?

WEEBL: 'cos you directed this.

{On screen is a title of a 'porn film' entitled "I will teach you how to love and be loved." starring randy the "how" handy plumber with a picture of a spanner and a loose seethrough thong}

{On screen appears a naked LADY #1, her nipples have been blocked out. To the right of the screen rolls HAIRY LEE with a moushtash}

HAIRY LEE: uh.

LADY #1: you must be the plumber.
LADY #1: you here to service me?

HAIRY LEE: uh huh.

LADY #1: it\'s over there.

{HAIRY LEE looks at the fridge}

HAIRY LEE: fridge not broken.

LADY #1: k.
LADY #1: bye then.

HAIRY LEE: uh.

{With that, HAIRY LEE rolls off to the left of the screen}

LADY #1: time to cover myself in...
LADY #1: pie.

{The screen goes back to WEEBL and BOB, however BOB is wearing a condom on top of him}

WEEBL: how erotic.

BOB: it made me spill my albumen.
BOB: but it ok.
BOB: I wearing a condom.

WEEBL: safety first bob.

BOB: yes.

WEEBL: look good too.

BOB: all the hip kids wearing them.

WEEBL: say no to drugs.

BOB: don\'t drink and drive.

WEEBL: and never run with scissors.