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- Made by Weebl and Skoo
- Music by:
break it down - dj paul nice
- Episode info page by moovok
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The shortened down version of the mathematical symbol pi is 3.14.
On the side of the satellite, there is a used by date, which reads 12:11:03.
Unfortunately, there is no saying in shakespeare which even resembles the phrase "there is no honour without pie!"
This is the first of many comments about Bob joining a book club.
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Riot,
Weebl and Bob episode 15 - Date: 14th August 2002
Brief:
The Jams are Revolting! Seriously!
Cast:
(in order of appearance):
Weebl, Jams, Sarge, Curd Officer, Hand Boy, Bob.
Transcript:
{WEEBL is rocking on the normal purple background with a group of JAMs with banners stating "Free our Jam Brothers" and "Overthrow the Government"}
WEEBL: lo jams.
JAMS: brother weebl. will you join us?
JAMS: we fight for freeeedom!
WEEBL: will there be pie?
JAMS: no pie!
JAMS: just honour.
WEEBL: is honour like pie?
JAMS: well...
JAMS: um....
JAMS: no.
WEEBL: no pie. no weebl.
JAMS: titty biscuits.
JAMS: well, got to dash.
JAMS: overthrowing to do.
{With that, the group of JAMs disappear to the right of the screen}
WEEBL: I only fight for 3.14 pies.
WEEBL: or cash equivalent.
{Meanwhile, at Police H.Q. SARGE is standing, waiting. To the left of the screen runs in CURD OFFICER}
CURD OFFICER: sarge. the jams are revolting.
SARGE: tell me about it. they\'re too sweet.
CURD OFFICER (together): hahahahaaa.
SARGE (together): hahahahaaa.
CURD OFFICER: no seriously.
CURD OFFICER: especially strawberry jam.
CURD OFFICER (together): hahahahaaa.
SARGE (together): hahahahaaa.
CURD OFFICER: they\'re nearly at the gates.
SARGE: haha... oh.
SARGE: we don't have much time.
SARGE: activate satdefender 1.
{We move to HAND BOY who\'s standing beside a console with a large button}
SARGE (off screen): Hand Boy. Press the button.
HAND BOY: oh boy. the moment I dreamed of.
{And with that, HAND BOY jumps up and pressed the button}
SARGE (off screen): how handy.
{In space, a satellite deploys a dish-sized object down onto the planet. As it goes through the atmosphere, it begins to flame, shooting across the sky, towards the JAMS, who are just standing around, ready to revolt.}
JAMS: brothers. the time is at hand. or lid.
{A sound of something falling gets louder and louder}
JAMS: ooh looks like rain.
{A huge pie swashes one of the pies and leaves the rest to admire it}
JAMS: mmmmmmmm. pie.
JAMS: cooked to perfection.
JAMS: we'll overthrow the government later.
{We fade back to WEEBL rocking on the normal purple background}
WEEBL (humming): humhum hmmm hum.
{BOB appears from the right of the screen}
WEEBL: lo bob.
BOB: lo.
BOB: the jams have big pie.
WEEBL: what? but they said honour not like pie.
BOB: there is no honour without pie!
BOB: shakespeare.
WEEBL: blimey.
WEEBL: joining book club paid off then.
BOB: and how.
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