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- Made by Weebl and Skoo
- Music by:
tooty tooty toot toot - weebl
- Episode info page by moovok
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This is one of only a few that does not feature Weebl nor Bob
On the scroll behind Sensei Carrotu reads kung food and "dojo", dojo would later be used for sumo dujo the company owned by Jonti Picking, the creator of Weebl and Bob
The ninja pipe cleaners read "HOT MOMMA! they clean your pipes lickerty split"
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Quest,
Weebl and Bob episode 42 - Date:
14th August 2003
Brief:
Chris the Ninja Pirate has a new quest and a new outfit!
Cast:
(in order of appearance):
Sensei Carrotu, Chris the Ninja Pirate, Jams.
Transcript:
{SENSEI CARROTU is floating on a purple background with a scroll behind him. From the right, CHRIS THE NINJA PIRATE hops in}
SENSEI: ah. chris the ninja pirate.
CHRIS: avast ye. sensei carrotu.
CHRIS: 'pon what matter be ye calling me here?
SENSEI: we are dishonored.
SENSEI: someone has stolen the golden pie.
CHRIS: blistering bo sticks!
SENSEI: the clan must be avenged so I call best student.
SENSEI: but ted the ninja astronaut busy.
SENSEI: so was gavin the ninja tennis player.
SENSEI: ...and dave the ninja chef and blind stand the ninja goat herd.
SENSEI: so I call you.
CHRIS: yarr! I be greatly honoured.
SENSEI: yes. great honour.
SENSEI: first you must put on suit behind you.
CHRIS: yarr!
{CHRIS hops off to the right of screen}
CHRIS (off screen): avast. tis a bit tight.
{CHRIS jumps back onto screen from the right in a black leather suit}
SENSEI: oh yes.
SENSEI: very sexy.
SENSEI: erm. I mean, now you look the part.
SENSEI: now. go find the golden pie.
{CHRIS swoops off into the air, SENSEI CARROTU watches}
SENSEI: that suit really show off his arse.
{Fade to the JAMS with the golden pie. From the right, CHRIS jumps in}
CHRIS: just as I thought!
CHRIS: you jams always up to no good.
CHRIS: why be ye stealing the golden pie? scurvy dogs!
JAMS: to fund out cause.
JAMS: freedom comes at a price.
JAMS: and that price is one golden pie!
JAMS: or 15 silver pies.
JAMS: and a voucher for 50p off your next purchase of golden pie.
CHRIS: would ye swap for an orange and some pipe cleaners?
JAMS: what sort of pipe cleaners?
CHRIS: ninja ones!
{We see a closeup of the Ninja Pipe Cleaners. A new sign appearing to the right}
JAM #1: deal.
JAM #2: sounds fair.
CHRIS: my work here is done.
{We fade back to SENSEI CARROTU lying on the floor, carrot juice on the floor. From the sky, CHRIS appears}
CHRIS: sensei I have returned the golden pie!
CHRIS: avast sensei! you be bleeding to be sure.
{CHRIS hops over to SENSEI CARROTU}
CHRIS: who did this master?
SENSEI: cough.
SENSEI: I slipped and fell on my katana playing dance dance revolution.
SENSEI: with my last breath I request to be buried next to the cabbages.
SENSEI: and could you clean my pipe?
CHRIS: I just gave the last pipe cleaners away.
SENSEI: I knew I should have called timothy the ninja librarian.
CHRIS: surely pirate is better than librarian.
SENSEI: you not seen......him...stack...books!
SENSEI: uuurghh!
{With that, SENSEI CARROTU dies}
CHRIS: noooooooooooooo!
{CHRIS looks around before finally licking SENSEI CARROTU}
CHRIS: mmmm. carrot juice!
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