Credits
  • Made by Weebl and Skoo
  • Music: blah de blah de blah - yackity schmackity
  • Episode info page by moovok
Fun Facts
Because paj-ers sounds like badgers (another Jonti animation), they incorporated this into the episode, when they say "paj-ers, paj-ers, paj-ers". It's also why they get mushroom versioned paj's.

"To The House" is reminisent of Captain Laserous Explosion's catchphrase "To The Skies".

The satellite, which appeared in riot now says "use by 12.11.04" instead of "12.11.03"

Norway is instead on the map called "FORGET" because Jonti probably forgot what it was called when he made it.
External Links
Pikea3,
Weebl and Bob episode 67 - Date: 25th June 2004

Brief:
The third and final part of the trilogy of Weebl and Bob's quest into Pikea.

Cast:
(in order of appearance): Weebl, Bob

 

Transcript:


{WEEBL and BOB are rocking on their normal purple background, a sign saying "WAREHOUSE" is hanging above and BOB is wearing his grandma's wig.}

WEEBL: we made it into the warehouse!

BOB (deep voiced): yes.

{WEEBL looks puzzled}

WEEBL: what you doing?

BOB: trying to look older.

WEEBL: is that your grans wig?

BOB: yes.

WEEBL: thought it smelt of wee.

BOB: I'll take it off.

{WEEBL looks around}

WEEBL: what the...?

{On the shelf is flatpacked boxes of "Paj Chicken", with the sign underneath saying "56 PAJ"}

WEEBL (off screen): all pies are flat packed.
WEEBL: it just not right.

BOB: but look at it.
BOB: as far as you can see there nothing but paj-ers.

WEEBL: paj-ers?

BOB: paj-ers!

WEEBL: paj-ers?

BOB: paj-ers!

WEEBL: paj-ers?

BOB: paj-ers!

{Both WEEBL and BOB are looking at boxers of flatpacked pajers}

WEEBL: aah. paj-ers.

BOB: why you got mushroom ones?

WEEBL: it just seemed right.

BOB: k.

WEEBL: to the house!

BOB: we don't have one.

WEEBL: oh yeah.
WEEBL: to the batcave!

{A logo of Batman appears, with WEEBL's face, and the old classic TV series music flashes on}

WEEBL (on the batman sign): uurgh.

{WEEBL and BOB are in the batcave with a box of Paj-ers}

BOB: why do they call it the bat cave.

{Some poop lands on BOB's head}

WEEBL: no idea.
WEEBL: let's build some pie!

{WEEBL has instructions whilst BOB is inside the Pikea box}

BOB (singing): I'm in the box!
BOB (singing): I'm in the box!
BOB (singing and hiding): where can I be?
BOB (singing): I'm in the box!

WEEBL: stop messing about and help.

BOB: I would help...
BOB: but I'm in the box.
BOB: do you see?

WEEBL: oh yes. silly me.
WEEBL: I forgot we just bought a big box of wanker.

{We see WEEBL welding something}

WEEBL: that's the box welded shut.

BOB: aww!

WEEBL: now we will build the pie!

BOB: how do you even weld cardboard?

{Various noises later, WEEBL and BOB are rocking in their batcave with a large pie with a laser in the middle of it}

WEEBL: hmmm.
WEEBL: correct me if I wrong bob.
WEEBL: but shouldn't pies be more...
WEEBL: pie-like?

BOB: yes.

WEEBL: what is it?

BOB: it a conundrum wrapped in an enigma...
BOB: ...wrapped in pastry, wrapped in a lie.

WEEBL: yes...
WEEBL: ...but what is it?

BOB: a pastry covered laser?

WEEBL (screaming): damn you sweden!

{With that, the pie bursts out a large laser beam, which goes straight up into space, hits the satellite and bounces back down to Earth taking a large chunk out of Sweden}

BOB (off screen): nice shot.