Credits
  • Made by Weebl & Skoo
  • Music: introduction - mouse on mars
  • Episode info page by Yorkshire Tea
Fun Facts

Fans of the sadly-deceased Jamnificant 4 will be pleased to know that the only surviving member, the drummer, now works in Weebl's band.

This is the second appearance of Face from the A-Team, who appeared before in Battle.

External Links
Niiiiiccce,
Weebl and Bob episode 71 - Date: 13th September 2004

Brief:
Weebl, Hand Boy and the Drummer Jam have formed a band. Here is their result: the niiiiicccest outfit in jazz.

Cast:
(in order of appearance): Weebl, Hand Boy, Drummer Jam, Squirrel, Bob, The A-Team.

Transcript:

WEEBL: Fun time.
WEEBL: Gonna get some pie.
WEEBL: Here we are.
WEEBL: On my carpet.

{Close up of drums}

WEEBL: Is my baby coming home?
WEEBL: Has she got my favourite shoes?

{Cut to close up of WEEBL}

WEEBL: Shoop.
WEEBL: Bop.
WEEBL: Doo woo.

{Cut back to normal view}

WEEBL: Handbag.
WEEBL: And a...
WEEBL: Ham bag.

{Cut to image of a large ham with a zip down the middle}

WEEBL: What in the bag?

{A squirrel pops out from the ham bag}

WEEBL: SQUIRREL!
WEEBL: Yeah!

{Underneath scrolls 'The Louis Meaton Ham Bag can hold up to 12 fresh pies in 100% ham protected safety. Nothing says "class" like a bag made of meat.}

WEEBL: In the bag
WEEBL: In the ba
WEEBL: In the bag
WEEBL: In the bag
WEEBL: Bag
WEEBL: In the bag

{Cut back to normal view of WEEBL, Hand Boy and Drummer Jam}

WEEBL: {As BOB rolls on} And now we got the pie.

BOB: No we haven't. {Rolls offscreen again}

WEEBL: {Saddened} No more pie.
WEEBL: Big, fat squirrel.

{Cut to BOB looking forlornly at 3 empty pie dishes}

{A bloated squirrel now lands in the middle of the screen}

SQUIRREL: Squeek!

{Cut back to normal view}

WEEBL: Call hannibal!
WEEBL: And B.A.!

{Cut to a snazzy, Gershwin-esque image of a white trombone shape imposed on a blue background, with a white Weebl sitting on the top of the third key from the left. Trombone keys play until Weebl's key is played and he gets launched off}

{Cut back to normal view}

WEEBL: Hannibal.
WEEBL: Hannibal.
WEEBL: Face man.

{BOB starts to roll onscreen, now in denim jeans, and rolls up to Weebl}

BOB: Jeans are mighty tight

WEEBL: {Cutting in} Mighty tight.

{BOB starts to roll off again}

WEEBL: Tight round the back.
WEEBL: 1.
WEEBL: 2.
WEEBL: 3.
WEEBL: Stop!

{Hand Boy and Drummer Jam stop as BOB rolls up to WEEBL again in jeans}

WEEBL: Those jeans are very tight bob.

BOB: They fit earlier.

BOB's TROUSERS: Squeek!