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- Made by
Weebl, Skoo and 3D Phil
- Music:
kusuki kai domo - happy joy fun time
- Episode info page by
JonnyFFmaster
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Over 60% of hentai involves some form of tenticle, or so i've heard.
'Hentai' is the rough translation of the Japanese word for 'Pervert', but is also the name given to animations of a pornographic nature that are produced by strange japanese men in sweat-shops. Grand.
The average computer users has over 5.7GB of hentai installed on their Hard Drives. Blame Kazaa.
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Hentai,
Weebl and Bob
episode 40 - 15th July 2003
Brief:
Anime spoof. Bob blurs the line of sexual orientation. Weebl isn' amused.
Cast:
(in order of appearance):
Weebl (Hello Kitty), Bob (Japanese schoolgirl).
Transcript:
{Scene opens on a normal purble background. WEEBL is rocking on the left side of the screen as usuall, dressed like 'Hello Kitty'}
WEEBL: bob! bob!
{BOB rolls in from the right, stopping right next to WEEBL}
BOB: hai!
WEEBL: what the greasy poop is going on.
BOB: what you mean.
WEEBL: well look at me!
WEEBL: more importantly look at you.
BOB: I quite like it.
{Cuts to BOB blushing, while in the background different coloured stars move towards the screen with a ^_^ expression.}
BOB: so cute!!.
{Cuts back to WEEBL and BOB. WEEBL looks quite shocked.}
WEEBL: buh?!!
{WEEBL resumes normal expression}
WEEBL: last thing I rememberis falling asleepat that sushi bar.
BOB: sushi. sushi.
WEEBL: sushi!
{BOB gets very excited and starts to bounce up and down, looking very pelased.}
BOB: sushi. sushi. sushi!
WEEBL: stop it bob. I can see your pants!
{WEEBL blushes and a large sweat-drop appears on the side of WEEBL, which runs down his head.}
WEEBL: it's embarassing.
BOB: aww. you blushed.
{Again. cuts to BOB blushing, while in the background different coloured stars move towards the screen with a ^_^ expression.}
BOB: soo cute!!.
{Cuts back to WEEBL and BOB. WEEBL looks angry this time.}
WEEBL: that's it!
{Cuts to WEEBL and BOB locked in an agressive stare in a widescreen effect, while the background flashes. They glare at eachother before the screen cuts back to normal with a sharp crack.}
WEEBL: you know what happens to school girls in japanese cartoons?
BOB: no.
BOB: what?
{A green tenticle appears from the right of the screen, grabbing BOB and dragging him off to the right, out of view. A very disturbing sound effect playsin the background.}
WEEBL: mmm..tenticles.
BOB: aaarrrrgh!
WEEBL: save your panties bob.
WEEBL: I can sell them later.
BOB: wankaaargh.
BOB: ooooh.
{WEEBL looks very disturbed by BOB's enjoyment.}
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