Credits
  • Made by Weebl
  • Music: Spoof of Gold Digger by Kanye West
  • Episode info page by moovok
Fun Facts

The song that Weebl and Chris sing at the beginning of the episode is called Gold Digger by Kanye West

If you look closely at Goth Bob, you can see he has two piercings, one in his ear and one in his lip, as well as two spots that are ready to burst.

This is the first time in a while we've seen LADY #1

This is the second promotional advert in a Weebl and Bob cartoon for items, the first one appeared for the DVD in history5

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Weebl and Bob episode 97 - Date: 13th November 2005

Brief:
Bob decides to be a goth

Cast:
(in order of appearance): Weebl, Chris the Ninja Pirate, Bob, Lady #1

 

Transcript:

{WEEBL is up close on screen as drum beats bang}

WEEBL (singing): and I want the pie!

{We move to see CHRIS THE NINJA PIRATE}

CHRIS (singing): now I 'aint sayin' she's a pie licker...

WEEBL (singing): I don't care what pie!

CHRIS (singing): but she's definately a pie nicker.

WEEBL (singing): yeah. give me pie!

CHRIS (singing): she's taken all of y' pie.

WEEBL (singing): a girthy pie!

CHRIS (singing): and now she's making you cry.

{WEEBL is blurred as we focus on CHRIS}

WEEBL (singing): doo doot doo pie.

CHRIS (singing): and now all the pies are gone.

WEEBL (singing):doo doot doo pie.

CHRIS (singing): that's why your singing this song.

{We see WEEBL clearly now as BOB rolls in, behind CHRIS, wearing goth gear}

WEEBL (singing): doo doot doo pie.

CHRIS (singing): until bob comes along...

WEEBL (singing): don't you make me cry.

CHRIS (singing): and we see that something's wrong.

WEEBL (singing): yeah. gonna eat some pie!

{The music stops and CHRIS disappears}

WEEBL (singing): yeah dirty pie.
WEEBL (shocked): a...
WEEBL: what are you wearing?

BOB: I have become a goths.
BOB: henceforth from this day...
BOB: you may call me...
BOB: errr...
BOB: bob.
BOB: lord of the dark...
BOB: things.

WEEBL: is that rights?

BOB: yes.

WEEBL: may I ask why you become a goths?

BOB: yes.

{Long Pause}

BOB: go on then.

WEEBL: oh sorry.
WEEBL: why have you become a goths?

BOB: because I depressed about not having pie.
BOB: also, I found this wig and cloak in a ditch.

WEEBL: mmmyeah. the cloak is quite stylish.
WEEBL: but is that enough reason to become a goths?

BOB: but I get to hang out with hot goths chicks now.

WEEBL: ooh!
WEEBL: where this ditch?

{We visit a goth club, lights flashing and groans of music, literally, in the background. WEEBL is dressed as a clown, whereas BOB is still in his goth gear}

WEEBL: blimey.
WEEBL: the music in this goth night club is really kicking!

BOB (unimpressed): yes.
BOB: couldn't find a goths outfit in the ditch then?

WEEBL: what you mean?
WEEBL: I wearing it now!

BOB: do you even know what a goths is?

WEEBL: of course I do.
WEEBL: they ride around in really small cars and wear rediculously large shoes.

BOB: you never been more wrong!

{From the right LADY #1 appears wearing a really large shoe. BOB turns around}

BOB (sad): oh.

LADY #1: mmmm. goth boots!



EXTRA SPECIAL SOFT TOY PROMOTION

{The words flash up when Jonti sings them before showing you some toys}

Jonti (singing): This is an advert for

{The toys appear}

Jonti (singing): our lovely toys.

{The words appear once more}

Jonti (singing): Don't be

{A bee flashes up}

Jonti (singing): A knob head

{The toys appear again}

Jonti (singing): come and have a look at our toys.

{The words appear once more}

Jonti (singing): you want to see

{A boat appears on water}

Jonti (singing): them

{The toys flash up once more}

Jonti (singing): we've got six different kinds.

{The chinese flag appears with the words "HAIL YOUR CHINESE MASTERS"}

Jonti (singing): They be made in China

{Tiger and Lion appear rocking}

Jonti (singing): and they're amazing.

{A huge sign saying BUY TOYS NOW CLICK HERE appears}