Credits

Made by Weebl & Skoo Music by: adagio for strings - samuel barber Episode info page by The Last Sheika

Fun Facts

The Donkey Kong sprite used in Funeral is from the original Donkey Kong arcade game, released in 1981. Mr. Teeth's voice has changed since when he appeared in Wedding.

External Links

Click here to watch episode "funeral"

Transcript:

{WEEBL, BOB, and CHRIS are in the back of a limousine, dressed in suits}

WEEBL: thanks for the lift chris.

BOB: I never been in a limo before.

WEEBL: has it got a bar?

BOB: ooh.
BOB: what about a T.V?

CHRIS: be silent, both of ye!
CHRIS: 'tis a sad day.

WEEBL: i was just asking.

BOB: yeah.
BOB: who died and made you king?

{CHRIS starts crying}

WEEBL: bob!

BOB: oh. right.
BOB: sorry.

{The driver rolls down the window, revealing 'GREEN FIELDS EQUINE CEMETARY AND GLUE FACTORY'

BOB: chris. tell weebl. he keeps hitting me.

DRIVER: we're here mr. the ninja pirate.

WEEBL: good. about time!

WEEBL: nothing smells worse than a wet mushroom in a close space

BOB: apart from poo.

WEEBL: or you bob.
WEEBL: because you smell like poo bob.
WEEBL: bob?
WEEBL: do you hear me bob?
WEEBL: bob?

BOB: SHUT UP!

{WEEBL, BOB, and CHRIS enter the graveyard. Also present is WEE BULL, LEMON CURDS, HAIRY LEE, SHOPKEEP, BANANA, DONKEY KONG, HANDBOY, MONKEY, JAMS, APPLE DAVE, and HANK}

WEEBL: ooh.
WEEBL: there a lot of people here.

BOB: who the big ape?

CHRIS: 'tis donkey's father.

WEEBL: but he an ape.

CHRIS: shhh.
CHRIS: he doesn't like to talk about it.

BOB: who giving the service?

CHRIS: 'tis mr. teeth.

BOB: that very fitting.

WEEBL: I hear he puts the fun in funeral.

BOB: no. that just how it spelt.

MR. TEETH: alright lads?
MR. TEETH: are you ready chris?

CHRIS: sigh.
CHRIS: yarr. I be ready.

MR. TEETH: right then. well...
MR. TEETH: I guess it's time to put donkey.
MR. TEETH: in the ass hole!

BOB and CHRIS: he! he!

WEEBL: oh. he good.

{Jingle, and black out all but MR. TEETH, who sparkles.}