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- Made by
Bob
- Music:
Laura - Ray Coniff
- Episode info page by
Bail
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This is Bob's second cartoon in just 3 months.
The posh man makes his second appearance in a Bob cartoon (first was "Jelly"). However, he is drawn differently.
* Bearded man's shirt says "FAN IS".
"But at what cost" has appeared regularly in the Weebl and Bob universe.
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Fleabag,
Weebl and Bob episode 92 - Date:
22nd August 2005
Brief:
Bob explains his guide to "Cat Pwning"
Cast:
(in order of appearance):
The Cats, Big Hat Man, Beard Man, Napeleon, Clock Man, Walkies Man, Posh Man, Cat Wig Man 1 & Cat Wig Man 2.
Transcript:
{BOB's GUIDE TO CAT PWING!}
{TIP: 1}
{NEVER IRON YOUR CAT WHEN WET!}
(Cut to BIG HAT MAN ironing his cat)
BIG HAT MAN: I am ironing my cat.
BEARD MAN: Is it wet?
BIG HAT MAN: No.
BEARD MAN: Continue.
NAPELEON: Lol! Wet pussy!
BIG HAT MAN: Lol!
BEARD MAN: Lol!
{TIP: 2}
{CHECK FOR TRAPS!}
(Cut to BIG HAT MAN looking at his cat's arse with a telescope)
BIG HAT MAN: Clear!
{TIP: 3}
{CATS THAT TICK ARE OFTEN NOT CATS AT ALL!}
(Cut to CLOCK MAN stroking a clock. BEARD MAN watches)
CLOCK MAN: My cat is ticking.
BEARD MAN: No.
BEARD MAN: That is a clock.
(CLOCK MAN looks at his clock)
CLOCK MAN: Oh no! I'm blind!
{TIP: 4}
{CATS MAKE RUBBISH GUIDE DOGS!}
(Cut to WALKIES MAN holding his cat - who is asleep - with a leash)
WALKIES MAN: To the shops!
CAT: Purr.
CAT: Purr.
{LATER}
(Cut back to WALKIES MAN in the same position, who is now a skeleton. The cat is still asleep)
CAT: Purr.
CAT: Purr.
WALKIES MAN'S SKELETON: I am dead through starvation.
(WALKIES MAN'S SKELETON falls to the ground with a sound effect made respectively by BOB)
{TIP: 5}
{CATS DO NOT MAKE GOOD WIGS.}
(Cut to POSH MAN talking to a man with a sleeping cat on his head. He has a lot of scratches on his face)
POSH MAN: Nice hair!
CAT WIG MAN: Thanks. It's Persian.
(Another man with a sleeping cat on his head arrives)
CAT WIG MAN 2: Hey guys. What's happening in this...
(The two cats wake up to have a cat fight. Lots of screams of pain from the cat wig men ensue)
POSH MAN: Fashion. (POSH MAN pulls out his cigar)
POSH MAN: But at what cost?
{'I made this' signature by Bob appears}
- Editors note: The "names" of the characters in this ep were made by
spinboy11 so blame him if they're rubbish.
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