Credits
  • Made by Weebl, Skoo and Ash
  • Music: David Holmes - Gritty Shaker
  • Episode info page by Marvin
Fun Facts

If viewed in internet explorer, this episode contains a clever script which shakes the explorer window when bob jumps.

The episode also features a spoof advert at the end for Esquilax.

External Links
Diet,
Weebl and Bob episode 55 - Date: 8th January 2004

Brief:
Bob comes back from Christmas and has... changed.

Cast:
(in order of appearance): Weebl, Bob.

 

Transcript:

{WEEBL is rocking on the normal purple background}

WEEBL (Singing): sexy momma!
WEEBL (Singing): huh! meeg! qwuerg.
WEEBL (Singing): where's my pies?
WEEBL: hwuuurrrgh!

{BOB bounces in, shaking the browser window and sending WEEBL into the air}

WEEBL: lo blob...
WEEBL: ...eerr...
WEEBL: bob.

BOB: lo.

WEEBL: good christmas?

BOB: yes.

WEEBL: what you have?

BOB: everything.
BOB: with gravys.

WEEBL: any stuffing?

BOB {Whispering}: just your mam.

WEEBL: you look a mess.
WEEBL: you should quit your butter smuggling job.

BOB: shut up!

{BOB whimpers}

WEEBL: you're leaking gravys bob.

BOB: am not!

WEEBL: am so.

BOB: I'm off to do some exercise.

WEEBL: k, bloatmonger.

{BOB turns and jumps off screen, again shaking browser window and sending WEEBL into the air}
{"Everyday happenings.." text falls onto WEEBL}

WEEBL (Shouting): AAARGH!!

{WEEBL sits silent with crossed eyes}

VOICEOVER: THIS EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
VOICEOVER: Esquilax!

{Box of esquilax flashes onscreen}

VOICEOVER: As gentle as a rabbit.
VOICEOVER (Shouting): makes you crap like a horse!

{Scene changes to BOB (with red bottom) sat on mound of poop}

BOB: i crapped out the fats with esquilax.
BOB (Delayed): though my ring is quite sore.