Credits
  • Made by Weebl and Skoo
  • Music: ooh loads - dapper clowns
  • Episode info page by Oodles
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Weebl and Bob episode ?? - Date: 23rd April 2003

Brief:
Weebl has the sudden urge to buy an album. and a banana.

Cast:
(in order of appearance):
Clown, Banana, Weebl,  Shopkeep, Bob, Handboy.

 

Transcript:

{A Scary clown head is floating about}

CLOWN: look at my hat!
CLOWN: look at my lovely hat!

{BANANNA pops up}

BANANNA: it is a fine hat

CLOWN: who are you?

BANANNA: I'm a banana!

WEEBL: snort!
WEEBL: must buy the hats for clowns album.
WEEBL: and a banana.

{text: LATER AT THE RECORD STORE}

{WEEBL and BOB are at Lovely Lovely Records}

WEEBL: lo shopkeep.
WEEBL: you have "dapper clowns" album?

SHOPKEEP: you mean "a handwashed turkey"?

WEEBL: not sure. what on it?

SHOPKEEP: let me play you a few tracks.

{SHOPKEEP puts the CD on}

Music/CD: cats. four pounds.
Music/CD: la la la la la la laaaa.
Music/CD: cats. four pounds.
Music/CD: la la la la la la laaaa.

{SHOPKEEP switches tracks}

Music/CD: chaps. in gowns.
Music/CD: la la la la la la laaaa.
Music/CD: chaps. in gowns.
Music/CD: la la la la la la laaaa.

{SHOPKEEP switches tracks}

Music/CD: crabs. in town.
Music/CD: la la la la la la laaaa.
Music/CD: crabs. in town.
Music/CD: la la la la la la laaaa.

{SHOPKEEP switches tracks}

{random voices and noises}

SHOPKEEP: this ones a remix by "hispanic street preachers".

{SHOPKEEP switches tracks}

Music/CD: a handwashed turkey.
Music/CD: there's turkey for all.
Music/CD: a handwashed turkey.
Music/CD: this turkey's having a ball.

{SHOPKEEP switches music off}

SHOPKEEP: so this what your after?

WEEBL: no.
WEEBL: it not got hats for clowns on.
WEEBL: it poop.
WEEBL: I'm off to buy a banana.

BOB: how you afford that?

WEEBL: I have fingers in many pies.

BOB: you not got any fingers.

WEEBL: I never said they were mine.

{HANDBOY in a pie}