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- Made by Weebl, Skoo &
Cheechy
- Music:
Cat Blues - Mr Scruff and Yoko Kanno
- Episode info page by
AngryPaul
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The French won't hesitate to nick your kidney, but as a handy deterrent paint "Do Not Steal" on your spares basket.
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Bob's Week In France pt.3,
Weebl and Bob episode 20 - Date:
1st of October 2002
Brief:
Bob wakes up to face the morning after the night before.
Cast:
(in order of appearance):
Bob, Kevin, AngryPierre.
Transcript:
(Fade up. Day 3 calander appears in the left corner. BOB is alseep on the left-hand side of a bed.)
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BOB wakes up, looking hungover}
BOB: ow. my head.
BOB: something smells like wee.
BOB: (sniffs) Sniff.
BOB: oh. it me.
{Kevin emerges from the right-hand side of the bed}
BOB: er.
BOB: who are you?
KEVIN: (with French accent) my name is kevin.
KEVIN: i am a stripper.
KEVIN: i have a big willy.
[BOB shrinks back into the covers]
BOB: i think you should leave.
BOB: quietly.
KEVIN: but i love you.
BOB: blimey.
{Fades out}
[Fades up to find purple background. BOB on right hand of screen and ANGRY PIERRE on right.]
ANGRY PIERRE: you look like the poop.
BOB: yes.
ANGRY PIERRE: you also smell like the poop.
BOB: its wee.
ANGRY PIERRE: oui?
BOB: wee.
ANGRY PIERRE: oui.
BOB: yes.
{ANGRY PIERRE Pierre shakes arms in anger}
ANGRY PIERRE: what that on your side?
{zooms in on BOB's torso to find scar}
{zooms out}
BOB: a scar.
BOB: kevin stole my kidney.
ANGRY PIERRE: kevin?
BOB: i mean kelly.
BOB: it ok i have plenty more.
{a basket falls into the middle of the scene. It has "Bob's Kidney Basket (Do Not Steal)" written on the side}
ANGRY PIERRE: how handy.
VOICEOVER: A public safety warning on behalf of the foriegn office.
The French are notorious kidney thieves.
When travelling abroad, be like Bob, always carry a spare. You never know when you might need it in the company of the wily frenchman.
And Remember:
You know you\'ve lost a kidney when you can smell wee, its a classic sign of the french kidney thief.
Only a fool forgets this rule.
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