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- Made by Weebl and Skoo
- Music: autumn leaves - ray coniff, brazil - rosemary clooney
- Episode info page by moovok
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Most awards are given the title "ever" at the end to make it sound more important than they actually are.
Although Elvis has never sung within a Weebl and Bob episode before, we finally hear one of his tracks, recorded especially for this episode.
Forum member cheechy actually does the voice for Kevin the French Stripper
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Awards,
Weebl and Bob episode 58 - Date: 4th March 2004
Brief:
The awards ceremony for Weebl and Bob
Cast:
(in order of appearance): Clive, Weebl, Bob, Monkey, Chris the Ninja Pirate, Shopkeep, Elvis, Kevin, Mexican, Wee Bull
Transcript:
{CLIVE is rocking next to a purple screen which will show the awards}
CLIVE: hi folks and welcome to another glittering awards night.
CLIVE: you can almost taste the excitement...
CLIVE: and the flavour is brick!
CLIVE: the winners are about to be announced so let's join the show.
{We zoom into the purple screen to see WEEBL, sitting next to BOB, who's sitting next to MONKEY, who's next to CHRIS THE NINJA PIRATE}
WEEBL: me so excited. I nominated for many awards.
BOB: yes.
BOB: I can taste the brick from here.
MONKEY: shhhhhhh. it's starting.
BOB: ooooh.
{The lights dim and on stage is the SHOPKEEP behind a podium which says "pukka awards 2004"}
SHOPKEEP: y' all right?
SHOPKEEP: our first award is for best jazz singer.
SHOPKEEP: ever.
SHOPKEEP: and the nominations are...
{We see clips from anywhere, where MONKEY sings his "mo mo mo mo monkey mo mo mo mo monkey". Next is a clip from jazz with WEEBL singing "ba ba ba baaa. the pie! a lovely pi-ie."}
WEEBL: it in the bag!
BOB: shhhhh.
{The next slide we see is ELVIS singing "we're not sure"}
ELVIS (singing): eeeee bra de hoe.
ELVIS (singing): yeah!
ELVIS (singing): hermn hur mer nerr. a harm bray her ber der.
ELVIS (singing): labrador puppy.
ELVIS (singing): labrador puppy.
{We go back to SHOPKEEP}
SHOPKEEP: and the winner is...
SHOPKEEP: elvis!
ELVIS (off screen): uh hu huh!
WEEBL: what? elvis not even jazz.
SHOPKEEP: and now the award for "bob's best friend".
SHOPKEEP: the nominees are...
{As the narrator speaks, images of the characters appear}
Narrator: Weebl, Bob's friend. Kevin, french stripper.
BOB: it's all lies I tell you.
{An image of a twig appears}
Narrator: twig, a small twig.
SHOPKEEP: it's the twig!
{Behind SHOPKEEP the screen appears "TWIG WINS THIS AWARD FOR THE THIRD YEAR RUNNING"}
BOB (off screen): I love you small twig!
SHOPKEEP: now for the biggest lover of pie award...
SHOPKEEP: in the world...
SHOPKEEP: ever.
WEEBL: come on the me!
SHOPKEEP: it's the mexican!
WEEBL (off screen): what the...
SHOPKEEP: lets see why.
{We see the MEXICAN on screen. At the bottom it reads 'clip taken from "il pie es grande"'}
MEXICAN: MUCHOS!
MEXICAN: MooooOCHOS!
MEXICAN: pie.
{We go back to SHOPKEEP}
SHOPKEEP: finally the award for tampering with award results goes to...
SHOPKEEP: wee bull!
{On the screen, WEE BULL appears and underneath it states "Winner for 5th year running."}
WEE BULL: *snort* *snort*
WEEBL: awards tampering?
WEEBL: damn you wee bull! you win this year.
BOB: does this mean the small twig doesn't really love me?
{We move along to see the SMALL TWIG sitting next to WEEBL}
KEVIN (inside the small twig): of course I love you. bob.
{A zip appears on the twig and out comes KEVIN}
BOB: kevin!
BOB: my whole life's a lie.
WEEBL: that so cool!
WEEBL: how you even fit in there?
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