Credits
  • Made by Weebl & Skoo
  • Music by: anywhere - derek the monkey
  • Episode info page by spinboy11
Fun Facts

Originally shown on MTV:UK

When Monkey starts singing "I am the monkey", the "Everyday Happenings..." borderline starts disappearing.

According to the credits, Monkey's real name is Derek. Is that true?

External Links
Anywhere,
Weebl and Bob episode 43 - Date: September 5th 2003

Brief:
Monkey croons about the joys of going anywhere...apart from the bathroom?

Cast:
(in order of appearance): Monkey, Weebl, Bob.

 

Transcript:

MONKEY: (singing) Ma ma ma ma monkey.
MONKEY: (singing) Ma ma ma ma monkey.
MONKEY: (singing) Ma ma ma ma monkey.
MONKEY: (singing) Ma ma ma ma monkey.
MONKEY: (singing) Ma ma ma ma monkey.
MONKEY: (singing) Ma ma ma ma monkey.
MONKEY: (singing) Ma ma ma ma monkey.
MONKEY: (singing) Ma ma ma ma monkey.

MONKEY: I am the monkey
MONKEY: I can go anywhere
MONKEY: I am the monkey
MONKEY: I can go anywhere
MONKEY: I am the monkey
MONKEY: I can go anywhere
MONKEY: Including:

MONKEY: Here,
MONKEY: And here,
MONKEY: And here

MONKEY: I am the monkey

WEEBL: Yes he is

MONKEY: I can go anywhere

WEEBL: Oh he can

MONKEY: I am the monkey

WEEBL: It true

MONKEY: I can go anywhere

WEEBL: Yes he can

MONKEY: I am the monkey

WEEBL: Oh it so true

MONKEY: I can go anywhere

WEEBL: That also so true

MONKEY: Including:
MONKEY: Here,

MONKEY + WEEBL: And here,
MONKEY + WEEBL: And here.

WEEBL: Oh that beautiful.

BOB: Yes.
BOB: Can you go here?

MONKEY: Yes.

BOB: Can you go here?

MONKEY: Yes.

BOB: Can you go here?

MONKEY: Yes.

BOB: Can you go here?

MONKEY: Of course.

BOB: Can you go here?

MONKEY: Yes.

BOB: What about here?

MONKEY: Yes.
MONKEY: 'Cos I'm the monkey!

{The music stops. BOB comes over to MONKEY.}

BOB: So, if you can go anywhere...
BOB: Why you never go to the bathroom?
BOB: Look at the mess.

{Camera pulls out to reveal the whole of the floor, which has been covered in a mess of water and poo.}

MONKEY: Sorry.