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- Made by Weebl and Skoo
- Music:
Weebl
- Episode info page by
Bail
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In this episode Donkey says her first, and last word "minge"
The "things falling in pie" idea was researched by the "ninjas" section of the Weebls-Stuff forums.
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100,
Weebl and Bob episode 100 - Date:
10th January
2005
Brief:
Episode 101! Weebl finally gets some pie... but does he get to keep it?
Cast:
(in order of appearance):
Weebl, Bob,
Hank,
Lemon Curd,
Shopkeep,
Chris The Ninja Pirate,
Transcript:
[WEEBLis wobbling in front a pie under an umbrella}
WEEBL {singing}: What this that I spy?
WEEBL {singing}:
oh my! it tasty pie.
WEEBL {singing}: aint nothing gonna' make me cry when I got tasty pie.
WEEBL {singing}: hot piss.
WEEBL: hot piss.
WEEBL: lo bob.
BOB: lo.
WEEBL: notice anything, different about me?
BOB: errrr.
BOB: yes!
BOB: you had a boob job!
WEEBL: I told you before. I not had a boob job.
WEEBL: my breast are pert enough.
BOB: so you say.
WEEBL: That right. I do say!
WEEBL: look again
WEEBL: aaaand.
WEEBL: I have pie!
BOB: you got pie!
WEEBL: yes!
WEEBL: and notice, I have protected the pie with an umbrella.
WEEBL: I have noticed things tend to fall and spoil out pie.
{Random event/flashback time! Hank tries to commit suicide but lands in the pie}
HANK: oof.
HANK: what the hell?
HANK: who put this pie here?
{Flashback ends}
BOB: that true.
{Random event time! again. this time to what *looks* oddly like parallel. However nothing lands in the pie just a tumbleweed rolling by}
BOB: oh.
BOB: well...
BOB: I guess that the only time something fallen in our pie.
WEEBL: yes.
BOB: anyway.
BOB: good thinking
WEEBL: thank you
BOB: no.
BOB: thank you.
{Knock knock knock at the door...}
BOB: someone ringing the bells.
WEEBL: true
BOB: a haaaaa. I tricked you.
BOB: we don't have a bells.
WEEBL: aha.
WEEBL: but I trick you.
WEEBL: we don't have a house!
BOB: oh.
WEEBL: the trickster becomes the trickstered.
WEEBL: the worm is on the other foot.
WEEBL: ermmm.
WEEBL: I'm out
BOB: it for the best
{Knock knock knock at the door...}
BOB: I'll see who it is shall I?
WEEBL: If you don't mind bob
WEEBL: you see I'm rather busy with this pie.
BOB: k
{BOB rolls off to see who it is...}
WEEBL: chop chop then
BOB {whilst rolling}: I said k!
WEEBL: mmmm. pie.
BOB {offscreen}: weebl. I think you need to hear this.
WEEBL: why? is it a story about how I going to eat this pie?
BOB {offscreen to whoever is there}: is it about that
BOB {to weebl}: no.
BOB {to weebl}: it about donkey.
WEEBL: ooh.
{WEEBL and BOB are standing on the doorstep, LEMON CURD is there}
WEEBL {looking around}: where we get this door?
LEMON CURD: I had it in my car.
WEEBL: how handy.
LEMON CURD: be prepared is out motto.
BOB: I think you find that the scouts motto.
LEMON CURD: oh
LEMON CURD: well...
LEMON CURD: what's ours then?
BOB: I think it "to protect and serve."
LEMON CURD: oh
LEMON CURD: that's not very catchy.
LEMON CURD: I prefer the scout one.
BOB: me too.
WEEBL: can we hurry this up?
WEEBL: I have a pie to eat.
LEMON CURD: quite so sir
LEMON CURD: ahem.
WEEBL: come on. come on.
LEMON CURD: I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident.
WEEBL: there be another if you don't hurry up!
LEMON CURD: donkey has been seriously hurt.
WEEBL: donkey?
WEEBL: nooooooooo!
BOB: I get the car
LEMON CURD: there's no need
LEMON CURD: thanks to portadoor 2000.
{Zooms out to show the doorstep on wheels being pulled by SHOPKEEP}
SHOPKEEP: oh yeah.
SHOPKEEP: everyone thank the door. #pant, pant#
{WEEBL, BOB and CHRIS are now in a hospital outside the donkey ward. DONKEY is in a bed behind the glass.}
WEEBL: how this happen chris?
CHRIS: we be doing position 97 near a porthole...
CHRIS: ...and she just fell out.
BOB: that is a tricky one.
WEEBL: what are you two talking about?
BOB: number 97!
WEEBL: err...
WEEBL: k
CHRIS: surely ye be knowing what number 97 be?
BOB: of course he does. everyone knows 97.
{WEEBL looks around}
WEEBL: err
WEEBL: oh. hey look. it apple dave!
{APPLE DAVE enters from the right, a spotlight shines on him and he begins singing}
APPLE DAVE: #Apple Dave is here one again#
APPLE DAVE: #I been seeing to your momma...#
APPLE DAVE: #...and now im gonna see to your sister too!#
APPLE DAVE: #Yeah. Yeah. They're both gonna love it#
APPLE DAVE: #because of my big throbbing...#
CHRIS: still thy melodic rocking apple dave.
CHRIS: this is not the time.
BOB: who the hell is he anyway?
{CHRIS turns to look at DONKEY in bed}
CHRIS: Avast!
CHRIS: Donkey has awoken!
{WEEBL, BOB & CHRIS are gathered around DONKEY's bed}
WEEBL: quiet. I think she trying to say something
BOB: this TV channel sucks
DONKEY: cough cough
DONKEY: minge.
WEEBL: minge?
BOB: what can it mean?
BOB: maybe it the name of a toy she hold dear.
WEEBL: or...
WEEBL: maybe it the name of a belgian town she visited.
BOB: or her first lover!
CHRIS: no. she just be loving to swear like a fishwife
WEEBL: I have to say I'm actually quite shocked
BOB: well at least she getting better.
WEEBL: yes
{DONKEY gasps for breath, the heart monitor next to her flatlines}
WEEBL: hehehe.
WEEBL: what she saying now? the censors gone mad.
BOB: hehe.
WEEBL: hehehe
CHRIS: donkey?
BOB: oh.
WEEBL: oh
WEEBL: bu...
WEEBL: I love donkey...
WEEBL: donkey don't die!
{A heavenly light shines upon DONKEY as everything fades to black, then text on screeen reads "R.I.P. Donkey, 2002 - 2006"}
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